He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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