So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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