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(843): View more from South Carolina

did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

watch out for the queen of hearts

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

fuucck i forgot ab her

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Her vagina smelled like chicken

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why do you say that

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chicken smells like everything

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(716): View more from New York

Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

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(206): View more from Washington

I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!

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(727): View more from Florida

Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.

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