Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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