i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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