fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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