just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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