Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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