shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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