yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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