If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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