i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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