I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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