Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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