my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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