They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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