Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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