marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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