Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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