I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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