Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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