dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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