Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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