dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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