that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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