thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
