Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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