I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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