So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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