I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Houston, we have a blender
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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