MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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