I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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