I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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