she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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