we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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