i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize
