well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
is that a dick in a sweater?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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