she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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