This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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