This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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