Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize