She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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