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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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