So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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