She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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