U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we're making bets on your personal life
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
