Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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