Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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