There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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