Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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