she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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