Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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