Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Im part way to drunk.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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