yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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