Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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